I was tipped off several months ago by a reputable source that Sir Bribe & Lie had apprised those in his social milieu of his plans to wrest control of Rangers Lite. I dismissed the idea as fanciful but maintained a watching brief. My source, who has since ‘earned his spurs’ with other accurate insights, then reverted to me with another piece of the jigsaw puzzle. It was time to write to the big hitters that have been with our site from the beginning. One of my media gurus has fifty years experience of the SMSM and is no stranger to the Rangers narrative. He confirmed my source’s information. This morning my original source informed me that Sir Bribe & Lie’s Coup d’état is at an advanced stage.
You will eventually read about this in the SMSM. They hang on my every word as they don’t have the sources that I enjoy. The Gullibillies will swallow the rhetoric of derailing the Ten-In-A-Row Celtic goods train which is laden with trophies. If Nazi gold was behind Murray’s putsch the majority of them would still ‘fall wanking to the floor.’
Career criminal King is a debilitated moth who has been singularly unable to penetrate the Celtic cloak of invincibility. Everyone knows that the best Primark Pedro will ever achieve is third place. King was allowed to play fast and loose in a state of apartheid flux, but met his match in the UK when David Somers reported his concert part to the authorities. King’s rag-dolling will be a delicious main. Is it too much to ask that his adulterous Charlotte Fakeovers factotum will provide the dessert as he is dismissed with prejudice by Sir Bribe & Lie? Paul Murray is in over his hair.
It would be remiss of me not to consider the barriers to entry. One of my long-term contributors of words and much-needed financial support, Only In Scotland, ventured the following:
“SDM was the orchestrator of the liquidation of the previous club of the same name. He introduced an illegal tax evasion scheme and charged the club an exhorbitant annual fee to administer said scheme. He facilitated multiple 3rd party contracts whereby his own companies, acting as middle men, obtained considerable income from management fees and commissions. He made considerable millions through personal share buy backs having manipulated the share price in a way CCK himself would be proud. All in all SDM trousered approx £120Million from the previous club whilst all the while, despite the statements of BFDJ, never investing a penny of his own money. For SDM to purchase this young growing club the SFA and the SPFl would have to tear up the rule book and throw away any vestige of integrity and legality. So its probabaly odds on then!”
This is just the tip of Sir Bribe & Lie’s artifice. He introduced two illegal tax evasion schemes. If anyone aspired to doing business at Ibrox, he demanded 40% of the preferential shares in the company. SB&L is still having his bed feathered to this day by Garrion Security. He even retained the car park that allowed ingress and egress to The Club Deck and leased it back to Green, prior to walking away with a £1.5m fillip.
Sir Bribe & Lie sent one of his MIHG emissaries to the U.S. with one million dollars in a suitcase to bribe Lawrence Marlborough.
Will SB&L be passed fit and proper? You can bet your blue boots on it. Regan will be first on his knees to welcome him with an SFA blow-job. Doncaster, while less obsequious, will have his cock in a hoop at the return of The Blue Messiah.
The latest word is that Walter Smith is being lined up to front the operation. The Cardigan could use a bob or two to pay off Hector. The latter will be less than pleased to see SB&L back in the Blue Room with the bent Andrew Dickson cooking up schemes to defraud them.
If Walter does not capture the imagination, there is always fellow bung recipient Graeme Souness of the Nine-In-A-Row vintage to soothe the fevered brows of The Klan.
One thing that can be stated with complete certainty is that SB&L won’t be bankrolling his coup.