My go-to-guy on matters Murray Park has informed me that Primark Pedro was offered £500,000 ‘to do walking away.’
One can understand why Pedro has become an embarrassment to the beleaguered board. Stating that his squad had moved up a level during the Internationals break resulted in the following comment by The Clumpany:
“Were they trapped in a lift?”
It would seem that the dogs are still barking but the caravan is going nowhere.
Unabashed by the unequivocal vote of no confidence, Primark is all over The Scotsman today with a thesis on how the national side can improve their fortunes with tactical awareness. Would that be the same awareness that Miller and Mackay could not make head nor tail with and ended up changing?
Douglas Park is still not talking to his son Graeme apropos his naïveté in hiring the Portuguese Imposter. There is talk of Daddy cutting off Junior’s allowance.
Sir Bribe & Lie’s intention to be supping from The Loving Cup next year comes closer to reality with every bollock dropped by the rogue board. With so many headless chickens he might eschew the ‘holy water‘ and have the makings of a good broth. Big Fat Derek Johnstone has promised to provide the bread and dripping as long as he can retain his free seat when the new club, Rangers WTF, is unveiled.
Rangers WTF then; Rangers WTF now; Rangers WTF forever.
Meanwhile Club Tropicana are electing a new board. A concatenation of deck chairs and Titanic comes to mind. Would it not be ever so sweet if Sir Bribe & Lie tapped them for the capital to engage in his putsch?
Reverting to Pedro, will Slim Shady Traynor be briefing against cackhanded Caixinha with a picador’s grasp of invective? With the SMSM in full drool, Primark has never had it so good but that could all change when Traynor uses his alias on Follow Follow. I’m sure there’s no truth in the rumour that his moniker is Gay Fandango?