Yesterday’s piece on schadenfreude could quite appositely be applied to my reaction to the unaudited accounts of the micro-entity, Level 5 PR, which were sent to me by one of my most valued sources.
The registered office of the Ministry of Pishery is listed as 26 Blythswood Square despite everyone knowing that Traynor and Kerr are squatting at Murray Park. No-one has ever seen them at Blythswood square, much to the chagrin of the working girls who fancied a go on Traynor’s ‘bouncy castle‘ blubber. I wonder what part of the £37,508 quantum of creditors in 2006 and £50,568 in 2017 is allocated to pay off their exorbitant lease? In PR image is everything. The fact that their cleaner is on a zero hours contract is best swept under the carpet.
The two directors of Level 5, Slim Shady Traynor and Sidekick Kerr, were left with a capital reserve of £105,762 for their endeavours to 31 January, 2017. Would up to £30,000 of this be set aside for this year’s showpiece lease? If so the partners in pishery won’t have enough for a good night out with Chick Young. Young’s favourite lap dancers will be supping thin gruel in their champagne flutes.
Should one feel some pangs of sympathy for the man with more faces than chins one should demur as every cloud has a silver lining for the liquidation denier.
His gout has improved. Not by leaps and bounds of course, but his gait looks more steady. He is no longer listing like Gary Mackay-Steven after a night of liquid refreshment and aquatic misadventure. Would it be unkind to suggest that Mackay-Steven made more of a splash in the Kelvin than at Celtic Park?
In other good news for the Govan gourmand, Crown Office counsel have decided on no proceedings to be pursued apropos William Stevenson’s hacking of Craig Whyte’s data. Hence no proceedings against King who used the information to destabilise the former regime at Lite and to manipulate the share price.
Having squandered millions on a conspiracy theory, with Stevenson as a witness for the Crown, is it any surprise that these corrupt self-serving bastards are covering their tracks and bowing to their masters in Govan? Any part Traynor allegedly played in the publishing of the Charlotte Fake tweets has now been covered up.
Surely a gout-inducing slap up at Rogano is called for? Or are things so tight that they will just slap Chick Young’s bald pate?
Rumours that ‘In the Closet Hun‘ Chick Young needed satnav to find Love Street are probably funny because they’re true.
Level 5 have only one client ergo they work full time for Rangers. Under HMRC rules are they not really full time employees of Rangers Lite and not consultants and are therefore avoiding PAYE and NI?